Most baby animals are proficient in the use of mind control. Whenever you pick up a baby animal, you are performing the will of that baby animal whether you know it or not. In a sense, he is examining you. Baby animals can affect your free will well after you’ve left their presence. So the next time you make that late night Taco Bell run, ask yourself - am I doing this because I love tacos or am I doing it because a Baby Animal wants me to?
Baby Hippo Using Mind Control,