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Animals are secretly working on the “Blob Fish Project” This human like creature has been genetically altered to mimic humans. Note, his human like nose and facial features. In a few years, these seemingly harmless looking fish will be part of operation baby animalz world domination. If you run into one of these creatures, back up slowly and for your own saftey do not stare directly into their eyes.
As you probably know, baby animals are the original masters of deception. One of their favorite pastimes is to trick us humans into thinking they are hurt. This baby fox has even gone to the length of putting on a cute pink cast in an effort to confuse his prey. If a man were to approach the fox, the baby animal would first whimper, then a small grin would form at the corners of his mouth. Typically the baby fox would then begin to laugh hysterically and just as the human begins to laugh along with him the fox will devour the man whole in one, maybe two bites. The disguise will then burst into flames and the baby animal will fly into the darkness (still laughing) eager to tell his friends about the silly human he just encountered and digested mid-flight.
Surely the rarest of all baby animals and consequently – the most fascinating. All baby animals descend from the various colors of dragons. Blue dragons gave birth to the polar animals such as penguins and polar bears while green dragons begat reptiles and toads etc. All baby animals are masters of the magical arts, and most tend to shy away from using their powers in in front of human beings. The dragon, however, has no such hesitation when it comes to destroying major human cities, wiping out ancient armies or laughing historically as a single foolish human in tin “armor” attempts to “slay” him. Fire is a baby dragon’s weapon of choice but their powers are not limited to flame. Baby dragons are masters of time, space and the stock market, choosing to use their powers only for the betterment of all Baby Animals.
Few know that the “Highlander” movies were actually written, directed and acted by Baby Animals. Apart from being better than any human made movie; the series accurately depicts the everlasting struggle for immortality Baby Animals are in every day. This lion cub has just lost a duel to the death to a puppy with superior fighting skills. Fighting/Dueling skills are honed throughout the life of a Baby Animal for these moments of destiny. |
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