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I look at my reflection and this is what I see, a beautiful baby swan starring back at me...

There are many things one should avoid in life. Speeding trains, drugs, paying taxes... but bleach white baby animals with glowing red eyes are at the top of the list. When a baby animal ascends to this state he or she is about to cause unprecedented destruction to its surroundings. Ever wondered what happened to the dinosaurs? An asteroid? A meteor? Nope. Babyanimalintologists have proven time and time again that it was in fact a pale white baby animal with glowing red eyes who wiped out the ancient reptiles. So if you see one of these you might as well pet him gently and enjoy the moment.. because you cant possibly get away fast enough to save yourself.

When baby animals attack they often destroy their enemies within .2 milliseconds of the initial confrontation. But once in a while they choose to toy with their prey before the eventual feast of flesh. This baby possum is moving so quickly inside this box that there appears (to the untrained eye) to be several baby possums. He is moving at roughly "the speed of light + 1" and in turn, bending the space time continuum around him. The human observer probably thinks there are 14 or 15 baby possums in the box and will therefore (probably) run for his life. When in reality, it is just one crafty possum about to strike.

As you probably know, baby animals are the original masters of deception. One of their favorite pastimes is to trick us humans into thinking they are hurt. This baby fox has even gone to the length of putting on a cute pink cast in an effort to confuse his prey. If a man were to approach the fox, the baby animal would first whimper, then a small grin would form at the corners of his mouth. Typically the baby fox would then begin to laugh hysterically and just as the human begins to laugh along with him the fox will devour the man whole in one, maybe two bites. The disguise will then burst into flames and the baby animal will fly into the darkness (still laughing) eager to tell his friends about the silly human he just encountered and digested mid-flight.