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Red Eyes of Destruction


There are many things one should avoid in life. Speeding trains, drugs, paying taxes... but bleach white baby animals with glowing red eyes are at the top of the list. When a baby animal ascends to this state he or she is about to cause unprecedented destruction to its surroundings. Ever wondered what happened to the dinosaurs? An asteroid? A meteor? Nope. Babyanimalintologists have proven time and time again that it was in fact a pale white baby animal with glowing red eyes who wiped out the ancient reptiles. So if you see one of these you might as well pet him gently and enjoy the moment.. because you cant possibly get away fast enough to save yourself.

Baby Multiplication


When baby animals attack they often destroy their enemies within .2 milliseconds of the initial confrontation. But once in a while they choose to toy with their prey before the eventual feast of flesh. This baby possum is moving so quickly inside this box that there appears (to the untrained eye) to be several baby possums. He is moving at roughly "the speed of light + 1" and in turn, bending the space time continuum around him. The human observer probably thinks there are 14 or 15 baby possums in the box and will therefore (probably) run for his life. When in reality, it is just one crafty possum about to strike.

Psyche! - You're Dead


As you probably know, baby animals are the original masters of deception. One of their favorite pastimes is to trick us humans into thinking they are hurt. This baby fox has even gone to the length of putting on a cute pink cast in an effort to confuse his prey. If a man were to approach the fox, the baby animal would first whimper, then a small grin would form at the corners of his mouth. Typically the baby fox would then begin to laugh hysterically and just as the human begins to laugh along with him the fox will devour the man whole in one, maybe two bites. The disguise will then burst into flames and the baby animal will fly into the darkness (still laughing) eager to tell his friends about the silly human he just encountered and digested mid-flight.

Vampires!


Contrary to popular belief, vampires are not mystical humans from Transylvania. In fact they are baby animals often disguising themselves as human. Many Baby Animals enjoy role playing and find the Vampire a particularly appealing character. Flying around, sucking blood, immortality - this is simply a list of "Baby Animal's favorite things to do"! So the next time you're kicking back watching Twilight or Underworld, remember that Vampires are really baby animals role playing.

Baby Hippo Using Mind Control


Most baby animals are proficient in the use of mind control. Whenever you pick up a baby animal, you are performing the will of that baby animal whether you know it or not. In a sense, he is examining you. Baby animals can affect your free will well after you've left their presence. So the next time you make that late night Taco Bell run, ask yourself - am I doing this because I love tacos or am I doing it because a Baby Animal wants me to?

Baby Dragons

Surely the rarest of all baby animals and consequently - the most fascinating. All baby animals descend from the various colors of dragons. Blue dragons gave birth to the polar animals such as penguins and polar bears while green dragons begat reptiles and toads etc. All baby animals are masters of the magical arts, and most tend to shy away from using their powers in in front of human beings. The dragon, however, has no such hesitation when it comes to destroying major human cities, wiping out ancient armies or laughing historically as a single foolish human in tin "armor" attempts to "slay" him. Fire is a baby dragon's weapon of choice but their powers are not limited to flame. Baby dragons are masters of time, space and the stock market, choosing to use their powers only for the betterment of all Baby Animals.

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