Larry the Snail

Photo by oskay

A man hears a faint knock at the door while watching tv.   He opens the door and doesn’t see anyone.  Just as he was closing the door, he looked down and saw a snail.  “What do you want?” asked the man.

“May I have a glass of water”  asked Larry the snail.

No!  shouted the man. 

Very perplexed and irritated, the man picks up the snail and throws him back to the garden. 

2 weeks later, the same snail knocks on the door again. 

The man answers the door and to his surprise sees the snail.

“Why did you do that?”  asked the snail.


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